bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

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unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

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mikefuentes5150:

swag-canada:

eggplont:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

i red it on the internet

it fucking blue me away

Yellow

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edwardspoonhands:

pleatedjeans:

via

Just a hint…
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guyfsmiley said: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?

edwardspoonhands:

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inth3st0rm:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

There is something seriously wrong with everyone.

inth3st0rm:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

There is something seriously wrong with everyone.

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Mulan (1998) // Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

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oreodan:

Dan and Phil: *announce that phan is real*

Phandom: image

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Anonymous said: My boyfriend says he's going to break up with me if I don't sleep with him. What's the kindest way to tell him to shove it?

edwardspoonhands:

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westbor0baptistchurch:

mochihugs:

what is this supposed to mean. what are you trying to tell me. what the fuck


you will obtain the greatest thigh gap ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

mochihugs:

what is this supposed to mean. what are you trying to tell me. what the fuck

you will obtain the greatest thigh gap ever

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alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

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